Here's a little freestyle that I worked on with my brother for a bit of a laugh.
1 2 1 2 I got a big ting to stick inside ah you,
In your poo blue and vainy true.
Yo fool, I'll hit you with a shoe,
If you come at me with your goo,
You know it's true, I got da rules!
I will make you drool, slap you with my tool,
Leave you in a blood pool then sniff some glue.
Low snooze, before you slumber with your crew,
Take away all those mews,
And cue - the fortune of those fools, you'll be shivering and blue.
As you said that my dick grew.